Did you hear about the midget fortuneteller that escaped from prison? The newspaper headline read: "Small Medium at Large!"
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
-Courtesy of Jonah Goldberg posting at The Corner
3 comments:
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You drive; I'll man the guns!"
Ha.
Ah, ha!
Now I have the answer!
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