Verbal Snapshot

"My grandfather may have gone to the bathroom in your closet!!!"

(Point of clarification: I live in a renovated silk mill, and three of my closets bear a suspiciously strong resemblance to lavatory stalls. Still, this doesn't come up in conversation too often – and it's pretty exciting that one of my friends is the descendant of a guy who may have spent some quality time staring at the inside of my closet doors...)