I woke up Sunday morning
I looked up on the wall
The skeeters and the bedbugs
Were havin a game of ball
Chorus:
I'm singin eeny meeny and a miny moe
Catch a wiffer woffer by the toe
and if he hollers, hollers, hollers let him go
I'm singin eeny meeny and a miny moe
The score was six to nuthin
The skeeters were ahead
The bedbugs hit a homerun
And knocked me out of bed
I went downstairs to breakfast
I ordered ham and eggs
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs
Just walkin round the corner
Not doin any harm
A policeman came along
And grabbed me by the arm
They threw me in the sewer
And that is where I died
They did not call it murder
They called it sewercide
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